Sunday, February 08, 2009

"Giving the finger" - now officially less obnoxious than urinating on bystanders


The Ontario Film Review Board has added "giving the finger", as demonstrated here in the Canadian House of Commons, to its list of infractions that contribute to a film being reclassified "from a General (G) designation into the Parental Guidance (PG) category".

But wait! Here's the best part. According to the guidelines in the 32-page manual, "the gesture ... is rated the equivalent of an animal humping someone's leg - more obnoxious than "a little bit of farting, belching", but "less obnoxious than a teenager vomiting and his friend urinating onto bystanders".
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Unfortunately I don't have a HoC photo to illustrate that.
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Cross-posted at Creekside

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